晚年感冒发朋友圈的句子(感冒发的朋友圈幽默)

1.
"Feeling
like
a
kid
again
with
this
darn
flu. "
【#FeelingYounger
#FluGotMe】

2.
"Who
knew
getting
sick
could
feel
so
nostalgic?"
【#SickDayVibes
#ColdandFlu】

3.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
a
cold
is
getting
one
when
you're
old. "
【#GettingOldSucks
#SickAsADog】

4.
"I
should
have
known
better
than
to
shake
that
guy's
hand
yesterday. "
【#Germaphobe
#NoHandshakes】

5.
"Coughing
and
sneezing
my
way
through
the
day,
just
like
the
good
old
days. "
【#ChildhoodMemories
#SicklyDays】

6.
"Why
do
I
feel
like
my
mom
just
tucked
me
in
and
brought
me
chicken
soup?"
【#MissMyMom
#ChildhoodComforts】

7.
"It's
official,
getting
sick
is
not
fun
anymore. "
【#GrumpyOldMan
#SickandTired】

8.
"If
I
knew
I
would
feel
like
this,
I
would
have
stayed
in
bed
and
watched
TV. "
【#LazyDayGoals
#SickDayRegrets】

9.
"I
may
be
old,
but
this
flu
kicked
my
butt. "
【#VintageFlu
#NoImmunity】

10.
"Why
can't
they
make
cough
syrup
that
actually
tastes
good?"
【#TasteBudFail
#MedicineWoes】

11.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
being
sick
is
not
having
anyone
to
take
care
of
you. "
【#FamilyMatters
#LonelySickDays】

1
2.
"Who
needs
a
flu
shot
when
you
have
tissues
and
cough
drops?"
【#AntiVaxxerWho
#NasalSprayFTW】

1
3.
"It's
official,
I
have
lost
my
immunity
superpowers. "
【#Immunocompromised
#FragileLife】

1
4.
"I
didn't
think
it
was
possible
to
feel
old
and
sick
at
the
same
time. "
【#SickButStillKicking
#YoungAtHeart】

1
5.
"I
never
realized
how
much
I
took
my
health
for
granted
until
I
got
sick
as
an
older
adult. "
【#HealthyLivingGoals
#NoMoreSickDays】

1
6.
"Being
sick
as
an
older
adult
is
like
a
cruel
joke. "
【#SickAndTiredOfBeingSick
#GettingOldStinks】

1
7.
"I
never
thought
I
would
miss
being
healthy
so
much. "
【#HealthIsWealth
#GetWellSoonMe】

1
8.
"The
good
news
is
I
don't
have
to
go
to
work,
the
bad
news
is
I
feel
like
crap. "
【#SickLeavePerks
#SickDaysSuck】

1
9.
"Who
knew
being
sick
could
be
so
exhausting?
I
need
a
nap
just
thinking
about
it. "
【#SickFatigue
#BedrestGoals】

20.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
feeling
like
I'm
90
years
old
is
feeling
like
I'm
90
years
old
and
sick. "
【#AchingJoints
#RunnyNose】