姐妹生活文案搞笑句子(姐妹生日快乐文案搞笑)

1.
“Sisterhood
is
like
a
bag
of
Skittles,
you
never
know
what
flavor
you’re
gonna
get. ”】

2.
“Living
with
my
sister
is
like
a
never-ending
game
of
‘who
can
steal
the
remote
faster?’”】

3.
“Sisters
are
like
two
peas
in
a
pod,
except
sometimes
one
of
the
peas
is
a
little
bit
salty. ”】

4.
“If
sisters
were
shoes,
we’d
probably
be
a
mismatched
pair
of
Crocs. ”】

5.
“Living
with
my
sister
has
taught
me
patience,
tolerance,
and
the
importance
of
a
good
pair
of
noise-cancelling
headphones. ”】

6.
“Being
sisters
means
you’re
obligated
to
share
each
other’s
embarrassing
childhood
stories…
no
matter
how
embarrassing
they
may
be. ”】

7.
“If
loving
my
sister
is
wrong,
then
I
don’t
wanna
be
right…
but
that
doesn’t
mean
I
won’t
prank
her
every
once
in
a
while. ”】

8.
“Living
with
my
sister
is
like
being
in
a
constant
game
of
tug-of-war…
except
the
rope
is
actually
our
mutual
hatred
of
doing
dishes. ”】

9.
“No
matter
how
much
I
may
bicker
with
my
sister,
I
know
deep
down
that
she’s
the
only
one
who
truly
understands
me. ”】

10.
“Sisters
are
like
the
soundtrack
to
your
life…
sometimes
they’re
annoying
and
repetitive,
but
other
times
they’re
exactly
what
you
need
to
get
through
the
day. ”】

11.
“My
sister
and
I
have
the
kind
of
relationship
where
we
can
finish
each
other’s
sentences…
but
we
prefer
to
interrupt
each
other
instead. ”】

1
2.
“Living
with
my
sister
means
sharing
a
bathroom,
a
kitchen,
and
a
never-ending
supply
of
bad
puns. ”】

1
3.
“A
sister
is
someone
who
can
make
you
laugh
even
when
you
feel
like
crying…
or
just
someone
who
will
join
in
on
the
crying
with
you. ”】

1
4.
“There’s
nothing
quite
like
the
bond
between
sisters…
except
maybe
the
bond
between
chips
and
salsa. ”】

1
5.
“My
sister
and
I
may
fight
like
cats
and
dogs,
but
at
least
we’re
on
the
same
team
when
it
comes
to
hating
our
little
brother. ”】

1
6.
“Sisters
are
like
different
flavors
of
ice
cream…
some
days
you’re
in
the
mood
for
strawberry,
other
days
you
just
need
a
pint
of
mint
chocolate
chip. ”】

1
7.
“Living
with
my
sister
means
learning
to
appreciate
silence…
and
also
learning
to
appreciate
the
sound
of
her
Netflix
binge-watching
from
the
other
room. ”】

1
8.
“A
sister
is
someone
who
can
drive
you
crazy
one
minute,
and
then
make
you
burst
out
laughing
the
next. ”】

1
9.
“Sisters
are
like
two
peas
in
a
pod,
except
sometimes
one
of
the
peas
is
a
little
bit
too
clingy. ”】

20.
“Living
with
my
sister
is
like
being
part
of
a
never-ending
episode
of
‘Keeping
up
with
the
Kardashians’…
except
we’re
way
less
glamorous
and
way
more
clumsy. ”】