英语语录伤感搞笑短句(英语伤感语录经典短句)

1.
"Life
is
like
a
rollercoaster,
one
moment
you're
up,
the
other
moment
you're
down,
and
all
you
can
do
is
scream
your
heart
out. "
【Gloomy
&
Funny
Quotes】

2.
"I
hate
it
when
life
gives
me
lemons;
I
mean,
what
am
I
supposed
to
do
with
them?
Make
lemonade?
That's
so
cliche. "
【Gloomy
&
Funny
Quotes】

3.
"People
say
time
heals
all
wounds,
but
I've
been
waiting
for
years
and
my
broken
heart
still
aches
like
a
fresh
wound. "
【Gloomy
&
Funny
Quotes】

4.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
a
mess,
but
my
life
is
like
a
puzzle
with
missing
pieces
that
I'll
never
find. "
【Gloomy
&
Funny
Quotes】

5.
"Life
is
short,
so
why
waste
it
on
things
that
don't
matter?
Like
getting
out
of
bed
or
brushing
your
teeth?"
【Gloomy
&
Funny
Quotes】

6.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
depressed
or
just
a
realist.
Either
way,
life
sucks. "
【Gloomy
&
Funny
Quotes】

7.
"If
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
lemonade;
if
it
gives
you
oranges,
make
orange
juice;
if
it
gives
you
apples,
just
eat
them
and
shut
up. "
【Gloomy
&
Funny
Quotes】

8.
"My
heart
is
a
racing
car,
always
chasing
after
something
I'll
never
catch. "
【Gloomy
&
Funny
Quotes】

9.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
when
I
actually
need
it.
Which
is
never. "
【Gloomy
&
Funny
Quotes】

10.
"The
best
things
in
life
are
free,
like
air,
water,
and
my
existential
dread. "
【Gloomy
&
Funny
Quotes】

11.
"I
may
not
be
perfect,
but
at
least
I'm
not
a
pineapple
on
pizza. "
【Gloomy
&
Funny
Quotes】

1
2.
"Life
is
a
circle,
and
I'm
stuck
in
the
same
spot
watching
everyone
else
spin
around
me. "
【Gloomy
&
Funny
Quotes】

1
3.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
sarcastic,
but
my
blood
type
is
coffee. "
【Gloomy
&
Funny
Quotes】

1
4.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
being
single
is
being
in
a
relationship
with
yourself. "
【Gloomy
&
Funny
Quotes】

1
5.
"I'm
not
afraid
of
death,
I'm
just
afraid
of
what
comes
after.
Like
paying
taxes
for
eternity. "
【Gloomy
&
Funny
Quotes】

1
6.
"I
may
not
have
a
lot
of
money,
but
at
least
I'm
rich
in
anxiety
and
self-doubt. "
【Gloomy
&
Funny
Quotes】

1
7.
"Life
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates;
you
never
know
what
you're
gonna
get.
Unless
you're
allergic
to
nuts,
then
you
know
exactly
what
you're
gonna
get. "
【Gloomy
&
Funny
Quotes】

1
8.
"I'm
not
depressed,
I'm
just
allergic
to
happiness. "
【Gloomy
&
Funny
Quotes】

1
9.
"Life
is
like
a
game
of
chess,
and
I'm
the
pawn
that
keeps
getting
sacrificed
for
the
queen. "
【Gloomy
&
Funny
Quotes】

20.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
a
failure,
I'm
just
saying
I'm
really
good
at
not
succeeding. "
【Gloomy
&
Funny
Quotes】