爱情英语搞笑句子大全(爱情搞笑句子越短越好)

1.
Love
is
like
a
fart
-
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap.
【LOL】

2.
Marriage
is
like
a
deck
of
cards.
In
the
beginning,
all
you
need
is
two
hearts
and
a
diamond.
By
the
end,
you
wish
you
had
a
club
and
a
spade.
【HAHA】

3.
If
at
first,
you
don't
succeed,
redefine
success
and
try
again
-
that's
the
secret
to
a
successful
relationship.
【WINK】

4.
Love
is
an
ocean
of
emotions
entirely
surrounded
by
expenses.
【CHUCKLE】

5.
"I
love
you"
is
a
phrase
we
often
use
to
end
a
call.
If
we
truly
mean
it,
we
should
begin
the
call
with
"I
love
you"
and
end
the
conversation
with
"I'm
sorry. "
【SMILE】

6.
Love
is
a
fire.
But
whether
it
is
going
to
warm
your
hearth
or
burn
down
your
house,
you
can
never
tell.
【THINK】

7.
A
kiss
is
a
lovely
trick
designed
by
nature
to
stop
speech
when
words
become
superfluous.
【AWW】

8.
I
love
you
is
just
as
powerful
as
"I
have
pizza".
【FUNNY】

9.
Love
is
telling
someone
their
hair
extensions
are
showing
【TEHEE】

10.
I
have
found
the
one
whom
my
soul
loves.
Now,
if
only
they
can
stop
snoring,
we'd
be
all
set.
【GIGGLE】

11.
The
best
way
to
appreciate
your
spouse
is
to
imagine
life
without
them.
Then,
go
do
something
crazy
to
remind
them
how
much
you
love
them.
【LOVE】

1
2.
A
happy
marriage
is
about
three
things:
memories
of
togetherness,
forgiveness
of
mistakes,
and
a
promise
to
never
give
up
on
each
other.
【TRUE】

1
3.
Marriage
is
not
about
giving
up
yourself,
but
about
becoming
better
together.
And
by
better,
I
mean,
like,
four
times
better.
【GRIN】

1
4.
Love
is
like
a
toilet
-
sometimes
you
have
to
flush
twice
to
get
rid
of
the
crap.
【EWWW】

1
5.
The
secret
to
a
happy
marriage
is
to
accept
that
your
spouse
is
always
right,
even
when
they're
obviously
wrong.
【SMIRK】

1
6.
Love
is
like
a
plant
-
you
have
to
water
it
every
day,
or
it
will
wither
away.
And
by
water,
I
mean
wine.
【ROFL】

1
7.
No
relationship
is
perfect,
but
a
sense
of
humor
and
the
willingness
to
laugh
at
each
other
makes
everything
better.
【LAUGH】

1
8.
Love
is
an
adventure.
You
never
know
where
you're
going
to
end
up,
but
as
long
as
you're
together,
it's
always
worth
the
ride.
【NICE】

1
9.
A
good
marriage
is
like
a
casserole.
Only
those
responsible
for
making
it
really
know
what
goes
into
it.
【WINK】

20.
Love
and
money
don't
always
mix
well,
but
a
sense
of
humor
and
a
shared
bank
account
can
go
a
long
way.
【HAHA】